Me: I was depressed the last few days so things have been rough.
Manager: why were you depressed?
Me: becuase I have…
✨ Depression ✨
My depression tryna get me down: who even cares if you kill yourself?
Me:
My heart omg
🤭
When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.
She smelled like hand sanitizer, pure and reminiscent of a hospital. Her lips were like marble, cold and smooth. Her eyes were like a stop light, you wanted them to be green but they were red and occasionally yellow.
okay?
This isn’t about you. Mind your business
psychic: *reads my mind*
my mind: ba. ha baba. ha baba da gaba.
psychic: what the fuck
slowly approaching bear
the bears will be in eventually
Bear will arrive sooner than thought.
BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS
BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR
BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE
WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR
He nyooms
This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen in my life
my grandparents wifi password is spinach77